The headline "Zomg Terrorzor", suggests that the speaker has been either surprised or excited by something. The context does not provide any specific information. It appears to be an expression without any clear meaning.
The phrase "I'm sure that granny has been tripping on her balls in a serious manner hahaha... neeeooww boom!" is colloquial. D: is a colloquial expression that conveys a sense of humor. It implies that something is amusing or unusual to the speaker. Without further information, however, it can be difficult to interpret what the speaker is trying to say.
In order to rephrase a text, you must first understand its context and the message's apparent intention. It's possible that the speaker describes an event that's both surprising and funny. Without more details, it's difficult to provide a more detailed interpretation.
You could rephrase the information in a formal and passive manner as follows:
The phrase "Zomg Terrorzor", which was used as an expression, suggested a feeling of excitement or surprise. The specific context or subject which elicited the reaction is not clear.
The following statement "I think granny is tripping the balls seriously hahaha... NEEEEOOWW BOOM!" is informal and contains colloquial phrases. D: is informal and uses colloquial terms. It seems to convey a sense amusement and surprise but the exact cause is not given.
The text is informal and the context is unclear, making it hard to understand the message.
